Thursday, June 22, 2006
( 2:09 PM ) Rebecca
My friend J. just came up with an premise for my sequel: “Break ‘em up Babe,” in which Rachel goes around busting up every marriage and/or long-term relationship she can find only to get gunned down by a posse of vigilante wives and die a lonely death mourned by no one except, of course the sex-starved husbands whose lives she so greatly enriched for a short, enchanted time.
Jeez. I’m sounding like the glib Breakup Babe of yore. Yessir, that’s how you know I feel like shit – when I start pretending I am cool and in-charge and don’t give a flying f*ck about men. Ha.
I am certainly not cool and in-charge right now, especially when it comes to men. Why here are just a few things I’ve been doing.
OH and now that it’s summer, please remember never EVER to ask me how my summer is going or I will have to kill you.
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