Thursday, August 11, 2005
( 2:36 PM ) Rebecca
Now that my archives are unavailable and you can no longer waste long work hours perusing them, I will remind you of something I wrote back in April.
"I have had such a surplus of [male attention] lately that , when it dries up, as it inevitably will, you're going to find me stealing televisions and ipods to pay for more. F*ck, I might even have to sell my greasy Inspiron and then there would we be?"
Oh I'm such a prophet! The problem is I can't sell my damn computer because even though I SAID I'm done with book I'm NOT really because now I have to go back and revise the WHOLE thing starting from Chapter ONE, which I wrote in 20 B.C.
I am going out to steal a television right NOW. Look for it on Craigslist shortly. That is, if I can escape my rehab facility.
p.s. If you don't hear from BB next week, it is because I am in solitary confinement after trying to escape the facility. (Either that or on vacation.)
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