Tuesday, February 01, 2005
( 7:21 PM ) Rebecca
Can I just say, while we're on this topic, that I love sleeping alone! Bed - all to myself! Covers - all to myself! Reading - as long as I want! Noise - none, except for any I might make! Waking up - whenever I want!
In fact, when I finally find a man worthy of me, we are going to have separate bedrooms that we can retire to when we so choose, or perhaps even separate houses. A duplex might be the best answer. YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?
Anyway. I have lots of negative things to say about the male of the species right now, but why dwell on that? I am so fabulously successful and hot and stylish and witty and popular that I can afford to be generous right now to all the poor schlubs out there who call themselves "men."
So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to compile a list of everything that I - Seattle's most eligible bachelorette! - is looking for in a man, culled from all the best qualities that my various boyfriends* have had. Bonus points if you can guess which qualities belong to which boyfriends.
OK, now is that so much to ask? DON'T ANSWER. This is my list - no snide comments please!
(Though, as always, all other comments are welcome.)
Interested applicants can apply within, along with three references from previous girlfriends and certificate of health from a psychiatrist.
*Boyfriend=we dated for more than two hours
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