Tuesday, April 20, 2004       ( 1:56 PM ) Rebecca   Just a few reasons I need a boyfriend: I cannot get the back tire back on my bicycle. I can't get a roof rack for my car because I'm not tall enough to put my own bicycle on it. My DSL modem is not working. My karaoke machine is not working. I live up three flights of stairs and am consistently carrying at least 500 pounds of things with me every time I come home. I need to take my piano to the shop and it weighs at least 500 pounds. I haven't had s*x in -- oh, never mind. | # E-mail Breakup Babe

My novel BreakupBabe is out! You can buy it here. Check out my author blog here, and my new personal blog here. Photo by Bradley Hanson This blog was the inspiration for my novel. It helped me get through a horrible breakup and kept me entertained for years. But all good things must come to an end. I will recycle oldies but goodies from the archives here, but will blog about about writing here, and about all kinds of other stuff here. The Nice Peeps Who Link to Me