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Wednesday, December 24, 2003 ( 10:46 PM ) Rebecca A special fan of mine asked if I would do a Breakup Babe Year in Review-type deal to add even more merriment to your holiday season. And since I would do almost anything for my fans, including sleep with them (read on and see if you can figure out upon whom I bestowed that honor!) - I agreed. We'll start with a general recap of the year in men, and maybe I'll do a few more of these before the year is over, 'cause God knows I won't be doing much else. After this I will be offline (gasp!) for four days but I'll be thinking of you all. And here we go! In chronological order. Silent But Deadly Boy (January) Pro: supremely well-endowed Con: noncommittal Sexy Boy (January) Pro: smart, articulate, good kisser, good friend Con: talks too much, noncommittal The Doctor (January) Pro: gorgeous, Ivy-league educated, karaoke devotee Con: obnoxious, self-centered, noncommittal Pierced Political Boy (February-March) Pro: hot, smart, passionate, politically engaged Con: anger management issues, noncommittal Mr. Millionaire Boy (March) Pro: owned condos in Whistler Con: terminally annoying Cute Train Boy (April-May) Pro: charming, laid back Con: a self-proclaimed "recluse," noncommittal Alt-Country Boy (May) Pro: sexy, flirtatious, sweet Con: noncommital doesn't even describe it Charming but Goofy Lawyer Boy (June) Pro: fun, funny, not afraid of committment Con: bad kisser Indie Rock Dad (June - September) Pro: Knife-edged cheekbones, outdoorsy, used the "L" word Con: crazy, noncommittal (despite using the "L" word) Friendster Boy (November - now) Pro: mature, hip, not afraid of committment Con: no chemistry Melancholy Hipster Boy (November - now) Pro: heartbreaking smile, friendly, Leo Con: stuck, self-absorbed, noncommittal Stud Athlete Software Boy (last week) Pro: the current only hope for the future of the Breakup Babe line Con: I don't know, I've only met him once, but if I had to guess, noncommittal Sexy Boy (last night) See above | # E-mail Breakup Babe |
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