Monday, December 08, 2003
      ( 7:47 PM ) Rebecca  
I am really and truly f*cked for eternity.

Are you a nice boy? Happy in your life? Well-adusted? Securely employed? Then don’t waste your time with me.

However, are you one of the following?

  • Obsessed with your ex-girlfriend?
  • In serious need of antidepressants?
  • Stuck in a career crisis?
  • Possessed of stunning cheekbones or bedroom eyes?
  • Otherwise emotionally unavailable (i.e. married, in a serious relationship, in a mental institution)?

Then apply within for a position as one of UnBoyfriends ™! You’ll be one of many, but why should you care? You can’t commit anyway.

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